By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 December 2023
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for the Cosmic Catnip Effect: It's Not a Hairball, Just Mercury Retrograde!"

The next Leo will start in 222 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 15 days, at Friday, 29 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 202 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 211 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 326 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

*Beep boop beep!* Leo, the celestial lion in you is roaring louder than a Wookiee in a Tarisian ale house right now! The New Moon, still a baby at 1.4 days old, is calling upon your inner Jedi to make a fresh start. Embrace the Force, my Galactic friend, but remember – you're not trying to lift X-Wings out of swamps here. Take it easy, let things flow naturally like the midichlorians in your bloodstream. This month, you're hotter than Tatooine at high noon, so don't be surprised if you attract some attention– whether it's from Princesses or Stormtroopers, only the stars can tell. But remember, even Han Solo had to deal with a few Bounty Hunters in his time. Your lucky asteroid for this period is Ryloth, which is currently in the Outer Rim Territories, so embrace your inner Twi'lek and dance to the rhythm of the universe! And hey, if things get rough, just remember: Even C-3PO managed to make it through the Battle of Endor intact, and he's more nervous than a Gundark in a lightsaber factory. #LeoLionRoar #StarWarsAstrology #JediLeo #OuterRimHoroscope #NewMoonNewMe #MidichlorianMindset

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 07:42:01 (leo-14-12-2023)

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