Leo Report

"Leo, Grab Your Red Pill: It's Time To Unplug From The Matrix And Roar Through the Cosmos!"

The next Leo will start in 129 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 4 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 109 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 118 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 233 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, Leos, buckle up! The universe has got some interesting news for you. You see, the First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. In layman's terms, it's in its awkward teenage years. It's got spots, it's sulking in its room and it's playing loud music at all hours of the night. But don't worry, it'll get over this phase. Now, if you're wondering what this lunar adolescence means for you, here it is. This week, your confidence will be as shiny as Lister's curry stained t-shirt. Yes, that's right! You'll be strutting around like a peacock who just discovered it's got the feathers to back it up. However, remember to keep that Leo ego in check. We don't want you turning into a full-on Rimmer, now do we? No one likes a smeghead who thinks they're the Astro-Navy's gift to the universe. Also, don't be surprised if you find yourself craving Indian food. It's not because you've been watching too much Red Dwarf, it's because Mars is in your house of cuisine and culture. Try a new curry recipe, or better yet, make Lister proud and order in! Your lucky numbers for the week are 42 (the answer to life, the universe, and everything), and 169 (the square of 13, because who doesn't love a good prime number?) Stay smegging awesome, Leos! #LeoHoroscope #RedDwarfStyle #CurryAndConfidence #SmegheadAvoidance #NerdAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.03.2024 07:42:01 (leo-16-03-2024)