Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, as Cosmic Hairballs Align in Your Favor!"

The next Leo will start in 220 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 13 days, at Friday, 29 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 200 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 209 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 324 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, Leo! Buckle up your rocket boots, your cosmic journey is about to begin! Under the twinkling gaze of a 3.6-day-old waxing crescent moon, you can expect an interstellar blast of energy coming your way. I hope you've been practicing your moonwalk because Mercury in retrograde means communication on earth may go haywire. Expect more static than an alien's TV set! #MercuryRetrograde In other news, Saturn, the disciplined taskmaster of the cosmos, has been eyeballing your fifth house of self-expression. This might sound as scary as an episode of The Twilight Zone, but fear not! It's just nudging you to take your creative talents seriously. So whether you're an undiscovered Van Gogh or the next Steven Spielberg, it's time to put on your space goggles and get to work! #SaturnSerious Don't worry if you feel like you're stuck in a black hole sometimes. Even the most advanced spaceships need a moment to realign their navigation systems. Remember, there’s no rush in space, so take your time. #SlowAndSteady Jupiter and Venus are doing a celestial cha-cha in your eleventh house of friendships. That means you'll have more social opportunities than a Martian at a galaxy mixer. Don't be shy, Leo! Grab your best spacesuit, polish your antennae, and get ready to mingle! #SocialButterfly Lastly, Neptune is sprinkling stardust over your eighth house of transformation. Prepare for some changes as big as a supernova explosion. But remember, the phoenix must burn to emerge, and you, dear Leo, are a celestial phoenix. So strap in, hold on tight, and remember to enjoy the cosmic ride! Until next time, keep your telescopes tuned and your star charts handy. Remember, in the vast expanse of the cosmos, you are the brightest star! #ShiningLeo May the stars always be in your favor, and as Robbie the Robot would say, "Danger, Will Robinson!" when you take life too seriously. Keep laughing at the absurdity of it all! #RobbieTheRobotWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.12.2023 07:42:01 (leo-16-12-2023)