Leo Report

"Leo Stars Busy Mane-taining Their Glow: Planetary Frizz Control Forecasted!"

The next Leo will start in 246 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 12 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 226 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 235 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 350 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, Leo, grab your Reese's Pieces and let's dive into your otherworldly horoscope. This week, with the First Quarter moon currently in its 7.2 days old phase (yes, that is a very specific number - we're nerds), you're going to feel a gravitational pull towards new opportunities. Or maybe that's just the planetary alignment messing with your Wi-Fi signal. #MoonWifi Remember when E.T. pointed to the sky and said "E.T. phone home?" Well, Leo, you might not be phoning home but you'll definitely be dialing up your inner strength. You're just like E.T. - adorable, misunderstood, and sometimes you frighten people when you pop out of the closet. (Wait, that came out wrong…) You've got a heart-light bright enough to guide a spaceship, Leo, so don't be afraid to let it shine. This week, that light will attract some much-needed positivity and maybe even a few universal truths. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying, "I'll be right here," pointing to your heart, and scaring the bejesus out of your loved ones. #ETPhoneLeo But remember to keep an eye out for government agents disguised as pizza delivery guys. They may just want to dissect your brilliant mind. And maybe steal your pizza. #PizzaGate2022 In conclusion, the stars are saying, "Leo, be good." So, don’t forget to take care of yourself and perhaps invest in a solar-powered bicycle. Hey, it could come in handy during an alien invasion! #GreenTravel So, phone home, Leo. Or at least, call your mom. She misses you. #MamaLeo Over and out, fellow space nerds!

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.11.2023 07:42:01 (leo-20-11-2023)