"Libra, It’s Time to Balance Those Scales: Aliens Not Included (This Time)."
The next Libra will start in 324 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Moon moves to Libra in 6 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 328 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024
Venus moves to Libra in 5 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Libra! Now listen up, I don't have time to sugarcoat this cosmic mumbo-jumbo. You've got the Third Quarter moon hanging about 21.2 days old in your skies. This ain't no walk in Central Park.
Your scales are all about balance, but this moon is about as balanced as a one-legged man in an asteroid kicking contest. The universe is telling you to finish what you started... and by that, I mean that half-eaten pack of organic kale chips on your counter. Your body needs fuel for this cosmic journey, and apparently, kale's got vitamins or something. Science, am I right?
This phase of the moon is like a cosmic traffic light - it's not quite green, but it's far from red. It's a cosmic yield sign, if you will. So, take a break from trying to save the world and focus on saving yourself. Maybe start with those yoga classes you've been meaning to join. Go ahead, embrace your inner hippie!
But remember, no man is an island, not even in New York City. Reach out to your band of misfits. They might have some wisdom to share, or at least a good joke or two. Laughter is the best medicine, after all. Unless you've been bitten by a radioactive spider, then you should probably seek professional medical help.
So Libra, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground (unless you're floating in zero gravity, then do whatever floats your boat... or astronaut). And remember, life's too short to stress over cosmic traffic lights. #HoroscopeHilarity #LibraLunacy #QuarterMoonMadness #KaleChipsForTheWin #EscapeFromRealLife
#Libra
SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 08:02:01 (lib-04-11-2023)