"Librans: Prepare for an Interstellar Hokey-Pokey as Venus Backflips into Retrograde!"
The next Libra will start in 199 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Moon moves to Libra in 17 days, at Monday, 25 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Libra in 203 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024
Venus moves to Libra in 175 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, oh balanced scales of the zodiac, the Libra! As the Waning Crescent moon is on its 27.1-day-old streak (don't ask me for the hours and minutes, I'm an astrologer not a timekeeper), it seems like you've been doing a lot of reflection lately.
You know that project you've been putting off because it's as intimidating as trying to explain quantum physics to a toddler? Now is the time to tackle it head-on, just like a pro-wrestler on a caffeine high. The universe is aligning in your favor, just like when your Wi-Fi connects on the first try.
The upcoming full moon on March 25, 2024, at precisely 7:01:37 (as specific as a Sheldon Cooper fun fact), is your green signal to take charge. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires...wait, wrong script. Only YOU can make things happen in your life (unless you have a genie in a lamp, then you might get some help).
Love is in the air, and it's not just because of that new patchouli perfume you're wearing. If you're single, keep an eye out for a special someone who can understand your Star Trek references and appreciate your tie-dye shirts. If you're attached, plan a romantic date night under the stars (just make sure your partner isn't an undercover alien).
So, dear Libra, embrace the chaos, the harmony, and remember to recycle. Because there's no planet B, and your horoscope would be really boring if it were written for Mars.
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