Libra Report

"Libras, brace yourself for cosmic balance—Jupiter's gravity pull is not an acceptable excuse for your extra quarantine pounds!"

The next Libra will start in 64 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 19 days, at Friday, 09 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 68 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 40 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Ah, my charming Libras, balance seekers of the zodiac. This week, the moon is entering its full phase, or as I like to call it - the big ol' cosmic spotlight. And what a sight it is! It's 14.7 days old. The moon, not you. You’re slightly older than that, I assume. Unless you're an extraordinarily advanced toddler with a keen interest in astrology. In which case, #KudosKid. Now, you're probably wondering, "What does the moon's mid-life crisis mean for me?" Well, dear Libra, it’s time to take a page out of the Cylon's playbook and do a system reboot. It’s nothing major, just a little cosmic CTRL+ALT+DEL. The universe is demanding balance, much like your boss demands you stop using the office printer for personal astrological charts. #CaughtRedHanded. But never fear, because as a Libra, balance is your middle name, right after 'Charming' and before 'Indecisive'. So, dear Libras, this week harness the power of this aging moon and recalibrate. Reassess your goals, redefine your boundaries, and maybe, just maybe, stop trying to explain Battlestar Galactica to your cat. #CatStarGalactica. Remember, just like the plot of our beloved BSG, life can get complicated. Just when you think you have it all figured out, boom, you find out you're part of a secret race of humanoid robots. Or in your case, maybe you’ll discover a hidden passion for interpretive dance or underwater basket weaving. So, under this 14.7-day-old moon, embrace the unexpected, seek balance, and don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Because, after all, we're just tiny beings spinning on a blue dot in the vast cosmic sea. #CosmicHumor. May your week be as balanced as a perfect equation, and remember: No matter how many times you explain it, your cat will never understand the intricacies of Battlestar Galactica. But that doesn't mean you should stop trying. #KeepTheFaith.

#Libra

SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2024 08:02:01 (lib-21-07-2024)