"Libra: Brace Your Scales for a Cosmic Rollercoaster or Is It Just the Universe's Attempt at a Dad Joke?"
The next Libra will start in 277 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Moon moves to Libra in 13 days, at Wednesday, 03 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Libra in 281 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024
Venus moves to Libra in 253 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, oh harmonious Libra! The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of your horoscope: "Libras are very diplomatic creatures. They could talk a Vogon out of reading poetry, which if you recall, is a fate worse than death itself."
Today, the First Quarter moon is 9 days old and, in a most peculiar turn of events, seems to have misplaced its towel. Don't panic! This lunar mishap is expected to shower your life with unexpected adventures, so prepare yourself for some confusion and a dash of chaos.
You might find yourself trying to negotiate peace between two warring alien factions at the coffee shop or perhaps, inventing a new kind of tea that makes people fall in love...with algebra. Anything is possible when the moon loses its towel.
Remember, the answer to life, the universe, and everything may be 42, but it’s up to you to figure out the right questions. So keep your wits about you, embrace the absurd, and never leave home without your towel.
Lastly, do try to avoid all Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters today. They might seem tempting, but they're essentially 'like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.' You've been warned.
Happy hitchhiking, Libra! #DontPanic #TowelDay #LibraLunacy #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 08:02:01 (lib-21-12-2023)