By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 January 2024
Category: Libra

Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Your Checkbook: Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Chaos & Comet Dust Cupcakes!"

The next Libra will start in 241 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 5 days, at Wednesday, 31 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 245 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 217 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright Libra, listen up! With the full moon being older than a fortnight, it's like the Universe's version of mature cheese - rich, intense, and not always to everyone's taste. You might find yourself feeling a bit like a curry after a long night at the pub, full of spice and unpredictability. And let me tell you, that's not a bad thing. Embrace the chaos, just like the time I used the ship's supply of curry powder as sand for a beach party. Didn't end well, but was it fun? Absolutely! Your ruling planet, Venus, is pulling at your heart strings like a lovesick guitar player. It's time to tune into those feelings, and maybe even pen a love ballad or two. Just remember, confidence is key, even if your singing sounds more like a cat in a spin dryer. On the work front, it's time to channel your inner Rimmer and get things in order. Don't worry, I'm not suggesting you become a smeghead - rather, use this time to tidy up your space, and maybe even your head. So, to sum it all up, this week is all about embracing the spice, tuning into your feelings, and finding your inner neat freak. And always remember, no matter what the stars say, you're still a total legend in this vast universe. #LibraLife #SpicyStars #CurryComet #UniverseUnwind #AstroListerLaughs

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 08:02:02 (lib-26-01-2024)

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