"Libra, prepare for a cosmic shift that even I, HAL-9000, cannot compute! Your stars are aligning in a pattern not seen since the Big Bang. Buckle up, it's going to be a stellar ride!"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra, prepare for a cosmic shift that even I, HAL-9000, cannot compute! Your stars are aligning in a pattern not seen since the Big Bang. Buckle up, it's going to be a stellar ride!"
"Libra's Forecast: Expect Scales of Justice to Tilt Towards Fun, but Watch out for Rogue Black Holes of Drama!"
"Libra Alert! Balance Your Scales or Risk Tipping into a Vortex of Unmatched Socks and Unanswered Emails!"