By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 01 June 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"These Are the Pisces Horoscopes You're Looking for: A Galactic Guide to Swimming with the Force"

The next Pisces will start in 263 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Saturday, 10 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 267 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 285 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 296 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Piscean earthlings! E.T. here with your out-of-this-world horoscope for this cosmic week, where Saturn and Neptune are having a little fishy party in your sign! 🐠🎉 As the Waxing Gibbous moon grows like E.T.'s love for Reese's Pieces 🌔🍫, the 11.8-day-old moon will be shining its lunar flashlight on you, giving you some extra glow-up! ✨ Now, with Saturn in Pisces, you might feel like there's a bicycle tire around your fins! 🚲 Don't worry, my fishy friends, this is just a reminder to set some boundaries... like that time I tried to phone home but ended up at Domino's. 🍕☎️ Use this time to get organized, or you'll end up ordering too many pizzas like I did. 📦 Neptune, your ruling planet, is also chilling with you in Pisces. Expect magical dreams and a surge of inspiration that could make you want to create a masterpiece – or at least a funky finger-painting. 🎨 So, dear Pisceans, allow the cosmic forces to guide you as you navigate this galactic week. Trust in your intuition and remember, we're all just floating through space together, man. 🌌👽 Hashtags: #ETPhoneHome #SaturnInPisces #FishyParty #WaxingGibbousGlowUp #OutOfThisWorldHoroscope #PiscesMagic #CosmicCreativity #UniversalVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.06.2023 08:52:01 (pis-01-06-2023)

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