"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Comedy: Even the Universe Thinks It's Time You Found Your Shoes!"
The next Pisces will start in 170 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 174 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 192 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 203 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Let's dive into the deep cosmic ocean of your horoscope, shall we?
Saturn is currently doing the moonwalk, retrograde style, right in your sign. It's like an awkward teenager at a school dance, stepping on toes and knocking over punch bowls. It's a reminder of our own clumsy phases, the times when we wore braces or had a bad haircut (looking at you, mullet). So, while Saturn is revisiting its cosmic adolescence, it's asking you to do the same. Reflect on past mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. But remember, don't go back to the mullet...unless you can really rock it.
#RetroSaturn #BadHairDays
And then we have Neptune, your ruling planet, also going retrograde in your sign. It's like the king of the sea has forgotten his trident at the bottom of the ocean and is diving back to get it. So, Pisces, it's time to dig deep into your emotional sea and retrieve what you've lost. Or maybe you'll find an old comic book collection instead. Either way, it's bound to be a nostalgic journey.
#DeepSeaDiving #NeptuneRetrograde
The Waning Gibbous moon, now 17.4 days old, is like a cosmic night light losing its batteries. It's not as bright as it was, but it still gives off a comforting glow. This phase is all about release. So let go of those old Star Trek DVDs you've been hoarding. Give them a new home. Or maybe it's time to cut loose that toxic friend who always borrows your favorite graphic novels and never returns them.
#MoonMoods #ReleaseTheGeek
So, Pisces, take this time to reflect, revisit, and release. And remember, the universe has a sense of humor too. Just look at the platypus.
#CosmicComedy #PiscesParty
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 08:52:02 (pis-02-09-2023)