By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 03 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Sea of Uncertainty: Just Call it Quantum Physics with a Splash of Hippie Magic!"

The next Pisces will start in 200 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 204 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 222 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 233 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey Pisces, listen up! I hope you've got your flippers, snorkel, and a deep-sea exploration submersible handy, because with all these celestial heavyweights in your sign, it's going to be a real deep dive into your subconscious. The moon, Saturn, and Neptune are all having a pool party in your sign, and you're the guest of honor. First off, the moon is in your corner, and that means emotions are running high, like a caffeinated squirrel on a treadmill. But don't freak out, this isn't a 'run for your lives' scenario. Use this energy to tap into your intuition - it's like your own personal psychic hotline, but without the $4.99 per minute rate. Now, let's talk about Saturn. Old man Saturn is doing his backwards boogie in your sign, and that can bring up some past issues that you thought were as dead and gone as my social life on a Friday night. It's retrograde time - the Universe's way of saying "Hey buddy, you missed a spot!" So, buckle up and get ready to face those old fears. But remember, you're tougher than a two-dollar steak, so you've got this! Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde, which might make you feel like you're living in a Salvador Dali painting. Dreams, illusions, and confusion might be the order of the day, but hey, who doesn't enjoy a little surrealism now and then? Embrace the weirdness and use it as inspiration for your creative pursuits. The Waning Gibbous moon being 16.6 days old is just the cherry on top. It’s telling you to start winding down and wrap up any projects you’ve been working on. So, if you've been procrastinating on that underwater basket weaving course, now's the time to finish it! In summary, Pisces, this week might feel a bit like you've been tossed into a cosmic blender set on 'puree'. But remember, you're a water sign. You've got the ability to flow with it, adapt, and come out on the other side like a boss. So grab those flippers, embrace the chaos, and remember: Even when the stars seem to be playing cosmic dodgeball with your sanity, you still got the right stuff to navigate the celestial seascape. #PiscesPower #AstroNerd #RetrogradeRodeo #CelestialChaos #

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-03-08-2023)

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