"All Systems Go, Pisces! Time to Channel Your Inner Goldfish and Swim into the Galactic Unknown!"
The next Pisces will start in 166 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 170 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 188 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 199 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hello, Pisces!
Listen up, my fishy friends! Saturn's gone retrograde in your sign, which basically means it's decided to moonwalk its way through the cosmos right in your neighborhood. And here's the kicker, Neptune's doing the same. So while these planets are having their celestial dance-off, you might feel like you've been sucked into a vortex of cosmic karaoke, and the only song on the set list is "I Will Survive"!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, just what I need, more emotional turbulence than a soap opera on steroids!" But hey, don't freak out! Remember, you're a Pisces, the zodiac’s resident expert at swimming through the currents of feelings. Just think of yourself as a cosmic surfer, riding these retrograde waves like they're a gnarly pipeline off the coast of Neptune.
Oh, and let's not forget about that Third Quarter Moon, old and wise at 21.6 days. It's like the Dumbledore of the lunar cycle, and it's shining down on you with a sagely glow. This is a time for reflection and release, so grab your metaphorical broomstick and sweep out those cobwebs in the closet of your mind.
So, to sum it all up: embrace the chaos, ride the wave, and clean out the closets. Or, in hashtag lingo: #EmbraceTheChaos #SaturnMoonwalk #NeptuneDanceOff #SweepingOutTheCosmicCloset
Remember, Pisces, you're not just a fish - you're a cosmic shark. Go out there and own the universe. And remember to laugh a little along the way. After all, even the cosmos has a sense of humor!
Love and stardust,
Your Nerdy Astrologer
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 08:52:02 (pis-06-09-2023)