By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 09 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Engage Warp Speed, Pisces! Your Star-Date with Destiny Awaits in Nebula of Novel Opportunities!"

The next Pisces will start in 194 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 198 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 216 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 227 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Engage, Pisces! It seems like you're caught in a temporal anomaly with both Saturn and Neptune going retrograde in your sign. I'd suggest a holodeck vacation, but it's clear that reality itself is going full Kobayashi Maru on you. Remember when I got trapped in the Nexus? Well, this is like that, but instead of meeting James T. Kirk and riding horses, you're meeting your past mistakes and riding the rollercoaster of emotions. Maybe it's not as fun, but hey, at least there are no Borg... yet. Neptune, your ruling planet, is busy doing the moonwalk in your sign. This is great for creativity, but it might make you feel like you're stuck in a dream sequence. Don't worry, it's not an alien mind probe... far as we know. Saturn's retrograde journey, on the other hand, is like a stern Starfleet Admiral reminding you about every regulation you've ever bent. It's time to face some hard truths, Pisces. But remember, every time I faced the impossible, I just made it so. The Third Quarter Moon, currently older than most ensigns on my ship, is pushing you to wrap up projects and start fresh. Consider it your personal Prime Directive for the next few weeks. So, Pisces, set phasers to stunning and boldly go into your future. After all, resistance is futile. #StarTrekHoroscope #PiscesInSpace #RetrogradeRumble #MakeItSo #BeamMeUpEmotions

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-09-08-2023)

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