"Intergalactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect a Wookiee-sized Impact in Your Love Life. May the Force Be With You!"
The next Pisces will start in 132 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 136 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 154 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 165 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Your favorite cosmic hippie-nerd here, ready to give you the 411 on your astrological forecast. #FishyBusiness
So, here's the deal: Saturn's decided to go retrograde on you, which, let me tell you, is not a walk in the park. I mean, seriously, Saturn? Can't you just stay in your lane? But no, it's all, "I'm going to go backwards and make everything all kooky." #SaturnInReverse
And as if that wasn't enough, Neptune's joined the retrograde party too. It's like the universe decided to throw a surprise party, but instead of cake and balloons, we get cosmic confusion. Neptune is your ruling planet, so this is kind of like your boss showing up at your house unannounced, wearing clown shoes and a top hat. Awkward, to say the least. #NeptuneNonsense
But fear not, dear Pisces! The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old, which means it's been around the block a few times and knows a thing or two about navigating life's ups and downs. And good news! The next full moon is coming up at 20:24:27 on October 28, 2023. So, mark your calendars because this could be your chance to howl at the moon and let out all that pent up energy! #MoonMagic
So, what's the takeaway from all this chaos? Well, Pisces, it's simple: Embrace the weird. Let your freak flag fly. Dance like no one's watching (because, let's be honest, everyone's too busy looking at their phones these days). And most importantly, remember that even when the stars are acting all topsy turvy, you're still the master of your own destiny. #StayWeirdPisces
That's all for now, folks! Stay tuned for more cosmic updates, and remember: The universe doesn't make mistakes, it just has a really strange sense of humor. #CosmicComedy
Until next time, keep swimming!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 10.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-10-10-2023)