"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Weird Energy: Planetary Jambalaya on the Horizon!"
The next Pisces will start in 130 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 134 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 152 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 163 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, fishy friends! #Pisces, prepare for a cosmic cocktail of celestial chaos as Saturn, the galaxy's grumpy old man, is currently doing the reverse moonwalk in your sign. #SaturnRetrograde
Now, don't let your gills get all in a twist. Saturn retrograde isn't as scary as it sounds...unless you count the fact that it's like having your high school Principal live inside your mind, constantly reminding you to do your homework, clean behind your ears, and definitely no fun allowed!
But hey, who needs parties when you have personal growth, right? Right? *crickets* Moving on...
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet and professional dream-weaver, is also in retrograde in Pisces. #NeptuneRetrograde Talk about an introspective double whammy!
Neptune retrograde is like that one hippie uncle who shows up at family reunions with his tie-dye shirts and incense, insisting you all meditate together to "find your inner peace, man". So, expect plenty of spiritual soul-searching and maybe a few unexpected revelations about yourself. Like maybe you're not actually a fish, but a mermaid? Or a merman? Or perhaps a mer...shark?
And let's not forget the Waning Crescent Moon, currently aging like fine cheese at 27.3 days old. This phase is akin to the universe saying, "Lights out, time for bed!" It's a great time to rest, reflect, and maybe binge-watch some Star Trek episodes (I hear the one with the charming Cardassian is quite entertaining).
The next Full Moon is playing hard to get, scheduled for a grand appearance at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023. Mark your calendars! #FullMoonParty
In summary, dear Pisces, buckle up for a journey of self-discovery, discipline, and perhaps a touch of existential dread. But fear not! Remember, even in the vastness of space, you're a celestial superstar. Embrace the chaos, ride the cosmic waves, and know that even the grumpiest planets can't dim your shine. #PiscesPower #CosmicChaos #StarFish
Live long, and prosper!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 12.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-12-10-2023)