"Pisces, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Neptune's in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Wobbly as a Tribble on Espresso!"
The next Pisces will start in 217 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025
The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Wednesday, 24 July, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 213 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025
Venus moves to Pisces in 170 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Alright, Pisces, listen up! Alright, alright, you're not actually listening, you're reading. But I digress! There's some heavy cosmic energy at play here, and it's about to get as wild as a Klingon at a Star Trek convention.
Saturn is currently doing the backwards cha-cha in your sign. That means it's time to face your fears, unpack your emotional baggage, and maybe even clean up that pile of dirty laundry that's been sitting in the corner of your room for weeks. You know the one I'm talking about.
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also retrograde in Pisces. Ah, Neptune! The god of the sea, of dreams, of illusions... and of mysteriously disappearing socks. With Neptune retrograde, it's like someone turned on the lights at the end of the party. Suddenly, everything is clearer. That guy you thought was Brad Pitt? Yeah, turns out he was just a cardboard cutout. #Awkward
But don't despair, Piscean pals! The moon is waxing gibbous and it’s 10.6 days old. Not quite as old as the leftover pizza in your fridge, but still, it's got some wisdom to share. This moon phase is all about refining and perfecting – just like fine-tuning the antenna on your vintage radio to catch the late-night alien broadcasts. (What, you don't do that?)
In layman's terms, it's prime time for self-improvement and making positive changes. So, put on your nerd glasses, roll up your hippie sleeves, and get ready to conquer the universe. Or at least, your laundry pile.
Remember, you're a Pisces – you're capable of swimming upstream, even when Saturn and Neptune are playing cosmic ping-pong in your sign. So keep your head high, your heart open, and your Star Wars trivia on point. The force is with you, Pisces. #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingGibbous #PiscesPower.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-17-07-2024)