By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 July 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Paint the Cosmos! Van Gogh's Starry Night has Nothing on Your Upcoming Week!"

The next Pisces will start in 216 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Wednesday, 24 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 212 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 169 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! It's time to read your horoscope, or as I like to call it, your "cosmic weather forecast." Hold on tight, it's about to get Matrix-y up in here! First off, Saturn is pulling a retrograde in your sign. You know, just like how Neo had to go back into the Matrix for the umpteenth time to save humanity? Yeah, same vibes. This is all about tackling old issues, maybe it's that pile of laundry you've been ignoring or that nagging feeling you should eat more greens. Either way, it's time for some serious self-reflection. And remember, just like Neo, you're the "One" who can handle it! Neptune’s also doing the retrograde tango in your sign, which is like taking the red pill... you're about to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. You might experience some trippy dreams and heightened intuition. Now, we're not saying you'll start seeing green code everywhere, but hey, wouldn't that be cool? As for the waxing gibbous moon being 11.5 days old, it's like Morpheus looking at you and saying, "You're the One, Neo!" Your energy levels are going to skyrocket, and you'll feel like kicking some Agent Smith butt. Just remember to take it easy, okay? Not everyone can do a 360-degree bullet dodge. In summary, your life right now is like a mix of The Matrix, a science experiment, and a dash of hippie magic. Embrace it, go with the flow, and remember to believe in yourself. You're the "One," Pisces, the "One" who's got this! #NeoPisces #MatrixMadness #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneDreams #WaxingGibbousGlow #BulletTimeHoroscope #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-18-07-2024)

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