By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 19 April 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, the Galactic Fish Duo, Set to Tangle Their Cosmic Fins: A Hilariously Chaotic Dance of Destiny and Daydreams in Zero Gravity!"

The next Pisces will start in 306 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Saturday, 13 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 310 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 328 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 339 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 28.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Pisces peeps! It's time to channel your inner Starbuck and dive into the cosmic chaos that's heading your way. The universe is serving up a double whammy with both Saturn and Neptune crashing the Pisces party. Hold on to your spacesuits, folks, because it's about to get frakking wild! With Saturn in Pisces, you'll be feeling the weight of the universe on your shoulders – or maybe that's just your backpack filled with all those books on quantum theory and Battlestar Galactica fanfiction. Whichever it is, now's the time to embrace your inner nerd and let your geek flag fly! Just remember: All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. Neptune, being the homeboy of Pisces, is going to make you feel like you're floating in a sea of dreams, mysticism, and trippy vibes. So go ahead, paint that cosmic landscape, write that epic poem, or binge-watch Battlestar Galactica for the 42nd time. Just make sure you don't get lost in that sea of dreams, or you might find yourself waking up in a bathtub full of algae… #SoSayWeAll As the new moon is 28.7 days old, you're almost at the end of this lunar cycle. The countdown begins for the next full moon on May 5th at 17:36:47. Use these waning days to let go of any emotional baggage that may be weighing you down – you don't want to carry those frakking Cylon issues into the next cycle. So gear up, Pisces, and embrace your inner Starbuck as you navigate the celestial chaos. Keep your head high, your heart open, and remember: Sometimes, you've got to roll the hard six. #PiscesInTheStars #NerdyAstrology #BattlestarGalacticaVibes #FrakkingMoonCycles

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.04.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-04-2023)

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