By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 20 June 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Piscean Fishes Swim in Cosmic Soup: Prepare for a Hilariously Karmic Ride Through the Stars, My Little Guppies!"

The next Pisces will start in 244 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 248 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 266 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 277 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my Pisces peeps! I see that the stars are having a cosmic shindig in your sign, with Saturn and Neptune in attendance. #AquaticPartyTime #FishFiesta 🐠🎉 With Saturn going retrograde in your sign, you might feel like you're swimming in circles. It's like a fishy version of Groundhog Day, except Bill Murray isn't around to save you. But don't worry, this is just the universe's way of reminding you to slow down and reevaluate your life choices, especially if you've been eating too much kelp lately. #SaturnRetrograde #HelpImAFishInARut Neptune, your ruling planet, is also chilling in Pisces, so you'll be feeling extra mystical and imaginative. Embrace your inner psychic fish, and use those intuitive powers to navigate through the murky waters of life. Just beware of any sea witches offering you deals that are too good to be true. #NeptuneInTheHouse #FishySixthSense 🔮🐟 With the Waxing Crescent moon being a mere toddler at 2 days old, you may find yourself feeling more emotional and receptive than usual. Your emotions could be as wavy as the ocean, but remember, it's okay to ride those waves sometimes. Just make sure to pack your metaphorical life jacket. #WaxingCrescent #RidingTheEmotionalWaves 🌒🌊 Overall, Pisces, it's time to take a deep breath (or gulp), and let the cosmic currents guide you through this wild underwater adventure. Remember, you were born to swim, not sink. Keep being your charming, empathetic, and slightly psychic self, and you'll come out on the other side stronger than ever. #JustKeepSwimming #PiscesPower 💪🐟 Until next time, fishy friends! May the cosmic tides be ever in your favor. 🌟✨

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.06.2023 08:52:01 (pis-20-06-2023)

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