By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 20 July 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: 'There's a Glitch in the Matrix! Your Fish are Swimming Backwards, but Fear Not, It's Just Retrograde Season!'"

The next Pisces will start in 214 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Wednesday, 24 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 210 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 167 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey Pisces, are you ready to surf some cosmic waves? If not, better fetch your flux capacitor because we're about to go back... to the future! Saturn is doing the moonwalk in your sign and let me tell ya, it's like watching Doc Brown try to dance. Clunky, awkward, but oddly endearing. So, expect some life lessons wrapped in a paradoxical DeLorean package. Don't freak out if things feel like they're going backwards; remember, sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward. Now, Neptune is also retrograde in your sign, and it feels like Biff Tannen just stole your almanac. Emotional scenes might be as foggy as the inside of Doc's goggles, so keep your hoverboard handy. You might need to glide above the confusion. It's a good time to rethink, redo, and reconnect with your inner Marty McFly. By the way, the full moon is 13.6 days old, practically a teenager. Expect mood swings like George McFly when confronted by Biff. But hey, remember that scene where George finally stands up for himself? Yeah, that's you this cycle. Be ready to stand your ground, even if it feels like you're punching your way through a space-time continuum. In short, Pisces, it's a wild ride ahead, but remember - where we're going, we don't need roads. Just hold onto your plutonium-powered hearts and trust that everything will fall into place at exactly 88mph. #BackToTheAstroFuture #PiscesInThePastLane #TimeTravelingFish #WhereWe'reGoingWeDon'tNeedRoads

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-20-07-2024)

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