"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Fish Fry: Neptune's Retrograde is Turning Up the Heat!"
The next Pisces will start in 151 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 155 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 173 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 184 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alright, Pisces, buckle up your starship because we're about to blast off into the cosmic unknown.
Saturn? It's in retrograde and it seems to have decided to use Pisces as a spacetime roundabout. You know Saturn, always the cosmic prankster, am I right? #SaturnShenanigans
Now, you might be feeling a bit like you’ve been sucked into a black hole of responsibility and discipline thanks to our ringed friend. But remember, even black holes have an event horizon, so don't let the gravitational pull of duty suck all the fun out of you.
Neptune is also playing hide and seek in retrograde right in your sign, which is a bit like having your own private live-in psychic. It brings intuition, dreams, and basically the whole nine metaphysical yards. But, keep in mind, Neptune is like that eccentric uncle who thinks he can predict the lottery numbers. Don't bet your life savings just yet. #NeptuneNonsense
As for our moon, she's a First Quarter and 5.9 days old. If the moon were a cheese, she'd be a perfect, semi-soft brie right now. Expect half-baked ideas to start bubbling up to the surface. Some will be as delicious as a warm baguette dipped in that brie; others, well... let's just say not everything pairs well with cheese.
So Pisces, this week is all about balancing the serious with the surreal, the duty with the dreams. Oh, and if you start craving cheese, blame the moon. #MoonMadeMeDoIt
Remember, you're swimming in the cosmic ocean, but that doesn't mean you can't make a splash. Now, dive deep, make waves, and stay weird, my fishy friends. #PiscesPower
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-21-09-2023)