By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 21 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Cosmos Predicts a Whirlpool of Fun Filled with Awkward Social Situations and Unavoidable Adulting!"

The next Pisces will start in 60 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 64 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 82 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 93 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 9.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, fabulous Pisces people! Looks like the party is at your place this month as both Saturn and Neptune are crashing in your sign! Now, before you panic about cosmic congestion and start Googling "astrological traffic rules," let's break this down. Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, is kind of like that strict teacher who made you redo your homework until it was perfect. He’s a demanding guest but hey, he also brings a lot of discipline and maturity to the table. So, don't freak out if you suddenly feel like alphabetizing your spice rack or color-coding your sock drawer, it's just Mr. Saturn whispering sweet orderliness into your ear. Now, Neptune, on the other hand, is your ruling planet and the king of dreams and inspiration. He's kind of like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, tells wild stories, and maybe does a little magic on the side. With Neptune in your sign, expect a boost of creativity and intuition. You might find yourself daydreaming more often, coming up with amazing ideas while staring at the toaster. As for this First Quarter moon, 9.1 days old (and doesn't she look fabulous for her age?), she's here to remind us to take action. So don't just daydream about that novel or painting, get your Saturn-infused discipline in gear and start creating! So, Pisces, get ready for a month of balancing the practical and the whimsical, the orderly and the creative, the sock drawer and the dream world. Embrace both the Saturnian discipline and Neptunian inspiration. And remember, if anyone questions your sudden interest in sock color coordination, just blame it on the planets. #PiscesParty #SaturnSpiceRack #NeptuneDaydreams #MoonMotivation #AstrologicalTrafficJam

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 08:52:02 (pis-21-12-2023)

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