By The Chip Witch on Monday, 22 July 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Planetary Forces Be With You...And Not Just When Choosing a Fish Taco!"

The next Pisces will start in 212 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Wednesday, 24 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 208 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 165 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, my dear Piscean pals! As a friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, I'm here to deliver your cosmic news, and trust me, the stars are delivering more drama than a Babylon 5 rerun! First off, Saturn is having a retrograde rave in your sign. Now, before you panic and start googling "what does retrograde mean" (for the 100th time), let's break it down. Retrograde motion is when a planet appears to be moving backward from our perspective on Earth. It's like when you're on a train and the one next to you starts moving, and for a moment you think, "Wait, am I moving...or is it?" So, with Saturn moonwalking through Pisces, you might feel like you're moving backward too, but it's just an illusion, my friends. It's a time for reflection, not for freaking out. Saturn is the stern professor of the cosmos, always pushing us to learn life’s tough lessons. So, sit back, sip some chai, and contemplate the universe's syllabus. Next up, we have Neptune, the ruler of Pisces, also in retrograde in your sign. Imagine if Spock suddenly started acting like Captain Kirk; that's the kind of vibe we're dealing with here. Neptune is the planet of dreams, imagination, and the occasional daydream about being a wizard (we've all been there). But when it's in retrograde, things might seem a little...off. Your dreams could be more like bizarre space operas than soothing scenes. The full moon, at 15.8 days old, is shining like an overachiever in a class of dim stars. Full moons are always a time of illumination, and in Pisces, it's illuminating all those nebulous Neptune dreams and Saturn lessons. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself having Eureka moments at the weirdest times. Like, whilst you're brushing your teeth, or in the middle of a hot yoga session. So, Pisces pals, strap in for a spacey ride! Remember, in the grand cosmic game, you are both the player and the joystick. Stay groovy! #PiscesPower #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneDreams #FullMoonFever πŸŒ•πŸŸπŸ”­

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-22-07-2024)

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