"Pisces, prepare your gills! Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as a fishbowl after feeding time!"
The next Pisces will start in 119 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 123 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 141 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 152 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Pisces pals! I am the law...the cosmic law that is! 🌌💫
Saturn's pulled a sneaky U-turn in your sign and seems to be moonwalking its way back like it forgot its keys. Remember, when Saturn retrogrades, it's like your cosmic drill sergeant, pushing you to review and rectify past mistakes. So, if you've been neglecting your houseplants, ignoring your dental hygiene, or failing to recycle your kombucha bottles, it's time to step up! #RetroRepercussions
Simultaneously, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde in your sign! Neptune retrograde can make us feel like we're swimming through a sea of peanut butter - not as fun as it sounds. You may find yourself questioning reality more than usual. If you start seeing unicorns in your kale salad or hearing colors, don't stress. You're just getting a taste of cosmic 4D cinema. #NeptuneNonsense
Under the watchful gaze of the First Quarter Moon, which is currently a rebellious 8.7 days old (oh, to be young and full of lunar vigor again) you're being nudged towards transformation. Like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly or a marshmallow becoming a s'more, expect change. Although, I suggest not involving too much heat in your transformation. #MoonMakeover
So, Pisces, buckle up! This week is gonna be like a rollercoaster designed by a quantum physicist and a clown - wild, wacky, and full of existential dread. But remember, even Judge Dredd has a softer side. So, take some time to unwind, maybe with a hot cup of intergalactic tea and your favorite episode of Star Trek. #CosmicChill
Stay strong, stay weird, and most importantly, stay hydrated. The cosmos can be a thirsty place! #AstroHydration
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-23-10-2023)