"Pisces, this week you'll be 'phoning home' to your emotional side more than E.T. on a long-distance call!"
The next Pisces will start in 88 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 92 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 110 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 121 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Oh, Pisces! You slippery little fish, you. With Saturn currently crashing on your sofa and Neptune flipping backward like an old VHS tape, it's no wonder you're feeling a bit like a goldfish in a blender.
Now, Saturn is the astrological equivalent of your great-aunt who always tells you to sit up straight and stop slouching. Yeah, it can be a bit of a buzzkill, but remember, it's also the planet of discipline and growth. So, if you find yourself being nagged by the universe, take it as a sign to do some cosmic tidying up. Maybe it's time to finally clean that biohazard you call a bedroom, or perhaps it's time to dust off those dreams you put on the back burner. #SaturnSleepover
Meanwhile, Neptune going retrograde in your sign is like trying to swim upstream while wearing lead boots. It's not exactly a walk in the park, or swim in the sea, for you water-dwelling folks. But don't panic! This is the perfect time for reflection and revisiting old ideas. Just because you're going backward doesn't mean you can't move forward. Get it? Good. #NeptuneNostalgia
As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's currently showing off more than half its face, just like that guy at the party who thinks he's funnier after a few pints. But this lunar phase is all about refinement and fine-tuning. So maybe, just maybe, that guy's jokes will actually start making sense. Or not. Either way, use this time to polish your plans and perfect your strategies. #MoonMakeover
In conclusion, Pisces, keep swimming, even if the current is against you. Remember, the river cuts through rock not because of its power, but because of its persistence. And for goodness sake, clean your room. It's starting to smell like low tide. #PiscesPersistence
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-23-11-2023)