"Astrological Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Mercury Retrograde, Barbarella Style!"
The next Pisces will start in 116 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The moon is currently in Pisces
Mercury moves to Pisces in 120 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 138 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 149 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Pisces fishy folks! Strap in and get ready to navigate the cosmic waters. You've got a triple whammy of celestial energies swimming around your sign. The moon, Saturn, and Neptune are all chilling in Pisces. And guess what? Saturn and Neptune decided to put their gear in reverse and go retrograde. It's like they're trying to parallel park but in your life... and it's not their first time, trust me.
First up, the Moon is in your sign! This is like having a cosmic spotlight shining on you. But with the moon being a Waxing Gibbous and 12 days old, it’s not quite full but it's definitely not hiding either - kind of like you when you've had that second glass of wine and start telling everyone about your secret passion for interpretive dance.
With Saturn going retrograde in your sign, things might feel a bit... sluggish. Like when you're trying to run in a dream or like your life's buffering on a dodgy WiFi connection. Don't worry about trying to push forward with big plans right now. This is a time for review and reassessment, or as I like to call it, "pause and ponder".
Then there's Neptune, your ruler, also doing the backwards boogie in your sign. Brace yourself for some serious introspection - we're talking existential crisis level here. But remember, it's okay to ask yourself the big questions, like whether a hotdog is a sandwich or why cats are so obsessed with boxes.
In summary, don't rush, don't panic, and maybe take up yoga or meditation to keep those fishy nerves calm. And remember, even if you're feeling more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles, this is all just part of the cosmic journey.
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-10-2023)