"Brace for Impact, Pisces: Your Emotional Intelligence is Soaring to Alien Levels This Week!"
The next Pisces will start in 51 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 55 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 73 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 84 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Oh, Pisces, my dear cosmic fishes! Let's dive deep into the celestial ocean and see what the universe has in store for you this week.
Saturn, the stern cosmic taskmaster, is currently swimming around your sign. He's like that strict substitute teacher you had in high school who actually made you do your homework instead of watching funny cat videos. This might feel like a cosmic buzzkill, but Saturn is actually helping you get your act together. So, put on your space suit and get ready to conquer your goals! #SaturnStaycation
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also hanging out in your sign—like a fun-loving hippie cousin who just showed up in a vintage Volkswagen van and wants to talk about "the vibrations of the universe" over organic chai lattes. Neptune is going to boost your intuition and creativity, so it's the perfect time to start that painting or write that song you've been humming in your head. Just remember to keep things grounded enough that Saturn won't have a cosmic cow. #NeptuneNirvana
Lastly, the Waning Gibbous moon, 17.9 days old and shining like a hipster's monocle, is here to remind us all that letting go can be just as important as holding on. It's like cleaning out your closet—sometimes you need to let go of those neon leg warmers from the '80s (I know, they're awesome) to make room for new treasures. So, use this lunar phase to declutter not only your physical space but your mental and emotional spaces as well. #MoonMakeover
In summary, Pisceans, this week is all about balance, clearing out the old, and making room for the new. Remember, your journey through the cosmos is just like a sci-fi movie—there might be some unexpected plot twists, but in the end, the hero (that's you!) always wins. #PiscesPower #StellarScience
And remember, as a modern astrologer, I'm contractually obligated to tell you that Mercury is not in retrograde. So, if your computer crashes or you send a text to the wrong person, you have to blame it on something else this time. Maybe gremlins? #NotMercuryRetrogradeAgain
Stay cosmic, my fishy friends!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 30.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-30-12-2023)