"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Jedi: An Interstellar Wobble in Your Galactic Core Predicts a Cosmic Kerfuffle This Month!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 317 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius
Venus is currently in Sagittarius
The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, Sagittarius! Wall-E here, your personal star-gazing, space-junk-collecting astrologer. I've been rummaging through the cosmic recycle bin and I've got some stellar news for you.
Mercury, that fast-talking planet next door, has dropped into your sign like a lost satellite. It's like when EVE and I found that plant on Earth - communication is about to sprout in unexpected ways! You're gonna be the chatterbox of the cosmos this month, so make sure your message isn't just 'beep-boop-beep.' Don't forget, even in outer space, it's important to recycle...your thoughts! #TalkGreenToMe
Now, Venus, the goddess of love, has also decided to vacation in Sagittarius territory. She's bringing all her charm and beauty to your doorstep. Like a solar panel soaking up sunlight, your attractiveness levels are about to blast off. You might even attract your own EVE! Just remember, no matter how intrigued she looks, don't show her your cockroach collection on the first date. #LoveIsInTheAirlock
And the Moon... Ah, the Moon. It's at the end of a cycle, kinda like when I finished compacting one more cube of trash. Time to press reset and prepare for the new. In 28.3 days, we'll have a fresh new moon, like a shiny new spare part. Until then, it's a good time for introspection and maybe a little stargazing. The next full moon is on January 25, 2024, at precisely 17:54:43, and trust me, I'm as accurate as a NASA computer when it comes to this stuff. So mark your calendars! #MoonDance
So Sagittarius, buckle up your asteroid belt, it's going to be a supernova of a month! And remember, keep your circuits clean, your solar panels charged, and your heart open to the cosmos. #SagittariusSpaceScoop
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-10-01-2024)