By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 July 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That: Your Planets Urge You to Stay Grounded This Week, Despite Your Interstellar Ambitions"

The next Sagittarius will start in 127 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 108 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 92 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Oh, mighty Sagittarius! The archer of the zodiac, always aiming for the stars... and occasionally missing and hitting a passing spaceship. Don't worry, they have insurance for that. Now, the moon in all her glory is doing a little cosmic dance in your sign. And not just any old moon, oh no, we're talking a Waxing Gibbous, 11.5 days old. She's practically a pre-teen! You might be thinking, "What does this mean?" Well, it's basically like if Spock from Star Trek decided to have a Vulcan mind-meld with Yoda. It's a convergence of wisdom, intuition and, most importantly, an ability to rock pointy ears. You're going to feel a surge of energy, creativity, and the inexplicable urge to learn Klingon. This is your time to shine, my intergalactic friend! So, dust off your lightsaber, polish your phaser, and get ready to boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before. Remember, the Force is with you, but don't forget your towel (Hitchhiker's Guide reference, anyone?). Be open to new ideas this week, even if they sound like they were generated by a room full of monkeys on typewriters. And if you see a spaceship zooming by, aim carefully, you don't want another insurance claim on your hands. #SagittariusInTheStars #WaxingGibbous #MoonInSagittarius #StarTrekYodaMashup #DontPanic

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 08:22:19 (sag-18-07-2024)

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