"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Cosmic Hoedown! Universe Says, 'Hold My Beer, Watch This!'"
The next Sagittarius will start in 239 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 220 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 204 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Sagittarius, you lawless Centaur, on this 17.5-day-old waning gibbous moon, it's time to put down your bow and arrow and grab a gavel. The cosmos are calling you to order! I am the Astrologer, and this is your celestial court of justice.
Your ruling planet Jupiter has been pulled over by Neptune for speeding through the asteroid belt. It's going to take some cosmic community service to clear that record. So, this week, it's all about giving back, Saggie. Maybe help an old lady cross the asteroid belt or paint a black hole white.
And remember, as much as you love your freedom, the laws of physics still apply. Don't try to moonwalk in zero gravity. You'll end up with a space sprain and a hefty fine from the Galactic Health and Safety Executive.
Love is in the air. Or is it helium? Either way, you're feeling lighter than usual. But beware, not everyone shares your buoyant outlook. That attractive Pisces might seem like a dream come true, but remember, fish can't breathe in outer space!
Your lucky number this week is the speed of light. Yes, it's a constant, and it's faster than you can run, even if you've been guzzling rocket fuel smoothies.
To sum it up, Sagittarius, keep your hooves on the ground, your head out of the clouds, and your heart firmly tucked inside your space suit. And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're on an interstellar conference call.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-28-03-2024)