Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: A Galactic Tug-of-War Predicts Spicy Noodle Soup for the Soul and Sudden Telepathic Abilities - But Only With Houseplants!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 34 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Scorpios! Brace yourself for a cosmic rollercoaster ride, because not one, but two celestial heavyweights are crashing your zodiac party. Mercury and Mars, the cosmic equivalent of Sherlock Holmes and Iron Man, are currently hanging out in your sign. It's like having Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr. at your house party—exciting, intense, and slightly overwhelming. Now, I know what you're thinking—how does one handle such stardust studded extravaganza? Well, darling, the answer is simple: Just channel your inner Doctor. Be charming, be witty, and most importantly, don't forget your sonic screwdriver (read: your intuition). With Mercury in Scorpio, your communication skills are sharper than the Tenth Doctor's cheekbones. Use this to your advantage, whether it's negotiating better terms for your lease or convincing your cat that bath time is fun. Meanwhile, Mars in Scorpio is making you more assertive than a Dalek chanting "Exterminate!" Remember, though, it's all well and good to push forward, but don't let your drive turn into a full-on Cyberman invasion. As for our majestic Waning Gibbous moon, 18.4 days old and looking as radiant as River Song herself, she's urging you to let go. Whether it's that half-eaten jelly baby packet or that grudge you've been holding since the 18th century, it's time to release it. So, Scorpios, remember to balance the intensity of Mars with the wit of Mercury, and do a moonlit dance with the Waning Gibbous. This cosmic triad is here to make your life a thrilling episode of your own personal Doctor Who. #ScorpioSeason #MercuryInScorpio #MarsInScorpio #WaningGibbous #DoctorWhoHoroscope #CosmicParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-01-11-2023)