Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Shifts Suggest It's Time to Put Down the Death Ray and Embrace Your Inner Goa'uld!"

The next Scorpio will start in 229 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 220 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 199 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Scorpio, dear Scorpio! Get your space suit ready because this week is going to be out of this world. Literally. With the Waning Crescent moon checking in at a lean 27.1 days old, it's kind of like that last slice of pizza in the fridge. You know, the one that's been looking at you every time you open the door for a midnight snack but you're not quite sure if it's still good? Yeah, that one. Here's the deal, the universe is telling you to take a bite. Maybe it's delicious, maybe you get food poisoning and spend the night hugging the porcelain throne. But hey, at least you tried! And isn't that what life's all about? I mean, aside from the constant fear of being eaten alive by a terrifying xenomorph. #AlienLifeProblems Now, the next full moon is at 7:01:37 on the 25th of March, 2024. Yes, I am that specific. It's like a clockwork orange or a clockwork moon, if you will. Perfect timing for you to howl at the moon and release your inner werewolf. Or if that's not your thing (no judgement), maybe use this time to finally start that space rock collection you've been thinking about. #MoonRockCollector Remember, just like our friend the Alien, sometimes you gotta break out of your shell (or someone else's chest) to really make an impact. So go ahead, take a risk. Try something new. Eat the pizza. And don't forget, in space, no one can hear you scream...for ice cream. #SpaceDairyDreams So go boldly forth, my celestial scorpions, into the great unknown. And remember, if a facehugger approaches you, offer it a slice of pizza. You never know, it might just save your life. #ScorpioInTheStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-08-03-2024)