Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this forecast: Expect a cosmic upheaval in your planetary alignment, much like when I misplaced my own programming for a while there."

The next Scorpio will start in 76 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 74 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 118 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 64 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, stinger-toting Scorpios! I see you there, lurking in the shadows of your celestial lair. Yes indeed, this intergalactic astrologer has got your number. You see, the Third Quarter Moon is 23 days old, just a wee cosmic baby really, but boy oh boy, does it have a story to tell. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is this the part where he tells me I'm going to fall madly in love with a Virgo who has a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and organic kale smoothies?" Well, not exactly. But fear not, I have some juicy tidbits from the cosmos that might just tickle your celestial fancy. You see, dear Scorpio, the Third Quarter Moon in its 23rd day is like a geek at a Star Trek convention - totally in its element. It's a time of deep introspection, of taking stock of the universe and trying to figure out exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. It’s time to channel your inner Spock, my celestial Scorpions. Embrace your logical side and remember that sometimes, the most logical explanation is also the most exciting. So, dust off your beakers, perform some kitchen science, peel back the layers of reality and find joy in the analysis. Who knows, you might just discover the next big thing...like how to turn water into coffee or create a self-cleaning house. #EinsteinWho? On a more personal level, this moon phase signals a time for you to reflect on your own life and perhaps let go of things that no longer serve you. If you've been clinging onto that lava lamp because it 'sparks joy', it might be time to ask yourself if that joy is worth the potential fire hazard. And remember, if anyone criticizes your eclectic taste, just remind them that you are a unique space unicorn dancing to the rhythm of your own funky beat. #ScorpioSwagger In conclusion, keep being you, Scorpio. The cosmos loves your nerdy, mysterious and slightly rebellious vibe. Just remember, you're the one with the stinger - so use it wisely. Until next time, live long and prosper! #StarScorpio This is your favorite astro-nerd signing off. May the cosmic forces be ever in your favor. Peace, love, and quasars.

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-08-2023)