Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Alien Abductions, Quantum Quirks and Possibly, a Chance of Romance with a Mysterious FBI Agent!"

The next Scorpio will start in 256 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 247 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 226 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hasta la vista Scorpio baby! Your stars are aligning like the code in a T-800's CPU. This new moon, which is basically a cyborg baby moon at 0.4 days old, is revving up your transformation engine. You've got more layers than Skynet's firewalls, and with Mars as your ruling planet, you're always ready for action. But even a terminator needs to recharge its power cells, right? So, this week, embrace your inner T-800. Take a break from saving the world or time traveling to your past – it's not going anywhere. This new moon is illuminating your sector of self-care, so don't just polish your endoskeleton. Get out there, oil your joints, and maybe treat yourself to a new pair of sunglasses. Just remember, no matter how shiny they are, they won't help you see in infrared. Your intuition is stronger than ever now, so trust it like John Connor trusted Arnie. Remember that time when he said, "Come with me if you want to live?" Yeah, your gut is shouting the same thing. Listen to it. It might not lead you to stop Judgement Day, but it could guide you to your favorite vegan burrito. As for love, well, your magnetic field is stronger than a T-1000 on a mission. So keep your eyes peeled for any potential Sarah Connors or Kyle Reeses. Just remember to check they're not robots. Unless you're into that sort of thing, we don't judge! #ScorpioSeason #TerminatorTransit #MoonMetalMood #RoboRomance

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-10-02-2024)