Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Chaos Unleashed as Pluto Backflips Through a Hula Hoop!"

The next Scorpio will start in 286 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 277 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 256 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Scorpios, ahoy! My celestial beings, it's your favorite astrophysicist-turned-comic-relief here with another blast from the cosmic past. That new moon we've been dealing with? It's about as old as the last piece of gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe, and roughly as useful at this point. But don't fret, my little celestial scorpions, because change is coming. As we inch towards the next full moon like a snail on sedatives, remember: You, Scorpio, are not a snail. You're a scorpion! You've got pincers! And a stinger! Use 'em. Get out there and grab life by the metaphorical balls – but please, no actual ball-grabbing unless that's part of your agreed-upon sport or hobby. In which case, carry on. The Universe is whispering secrets in your ear, and no, they're not just sweet nothings about how you need to trim your nose hair. Listen to those whispers, and maybe you'll hear something useful, like where you left your keys, or why the Socks-Gnomes only ever take one of each pair. The answers are out there, if you keep your ears open and your mind even more so. And remember, the full moon on the 25th of Jan, 2024 at 17:54:43 (precise, I know, but what do you expect from a nerd?) is your time to shine. Or howl. Or whatever it is that you do under a full moon. No judgement here. So, keep your pincers sharp, your tail high, and remember: You're a Scorpio, not a door mat. Unless you are a door mat, in which case, carry on, you're doing a fantastic job. #ScorpionPower #NerdAstrologer #NewMoonOldGum #FullMoonFollies #SockGnomesAreReal

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-11-01-2024)