Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Fortune, But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"

The next Scorpio will start in 253 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 16 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 244 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 223 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Scorpios, gather 'round for your celestial tea! The Waxing Crescent moon is just a 3.9 days young toddler - still drooling cosmic vibes and trying to figure out gravity. This week, you're going to feel like the Pluto of the planets - cold, distant, and wondering why you got kicked out of the cool planet club. But remember, it wasn't because you weren't a great planet, it's because they couldn't handle your intensity. So, keep shining, my little celestial dwarf! Venus is doing a cha-cha slide into your house of relationships, making your charisma as irresistible as a black hole (but without the whole spaghettification thing). You will be attracting admirers like a magnet attracts fridge magnets - in other words, brace for impact, Scorpios! Meanwhile, Mars is taking a snooze in your career sector, so your motivation might feel like it's stuck in a traffic jam on the interstellar highway. Don't fret. Sometimes the universe is just telling you to take a chill pill and watch some Star Trek reruns. Remember, Scorpios, you're like the tardigrade of the zodiac - resilient, adaptable, and capable of surviving in space (metaphorically, of course). So embrace your inner water bear and march forth to conquer the universe... or at least, your to-do list. #ScorpioSeason #CosmicCharisma #InterstellarHighway #TardigradeToughness #StarTrekRerunsForTheWin

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-13-02-2024)