Scorpio Report

"Bleep Bloop Blorp! Scorpio's Stars Align in a Sassy Galactic Waltz—May the Cosmic Force Be with You!"

The next Scorpio will start in 223 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 14 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 214 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 193 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

"Okay, listen up, Scorpios! The Waxing Crescent moon is about 4.5 days old, which in moon years is... well, let's not get too caught up in the details. The point is, it's time to be like the moon and start showing some growth, only without the whole "being a lifeless hunk of rock floating in space" part. The stars are aligned in such a way that I can't really tell if they're giving you a thumbs up or flipping you the bird. But hey, you're a Scorpio, you can handle a little ambiguity. You thrive on it, right? Just like a cactus thrives on neglect. Not that you're prickly or anything... Under this young moon, you've got an opportunity for a fresh start. Maybe you'll finally get around to cleaning those gutters, or you could just binge-watch another season of Stargate SG-1. Either way, you're making progress! You might feel a bit of cosmic pressure to make some changes in your life this week. Could be time to finally break out those vintage bell-bottoms you've been hoarding, or maybe work on your own version of the wormhole concept. Who knows? You might even crack interstellar travel before the rest of us schlubs. Just remember, being a Scorpio, you're naturally magnetic – just like a black hole. Let's just hope you don't have the same effect on your loved ones. So, go forth and conquer the universe, or at least your living room. It could probably use a good vacuuming. And remember, even though the universe doesn’t revolve around you (it’s the sun, actually), you’re still a star in your own right. Keep shining, you crazy diamond. #ScorpioSeason #WaxingCrescentMoon #DontForgetToVacuum #StargateBinge #YoureAStar"

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-14-03-2024)