Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Twistier Ride Than Serenity's Landing Gear!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 334 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ah, Scorpio, my stinger-tailed friend, let's dive into the cosmic soup of your week, shall we? Mars, your ruling planet, is currently crashing on your celestial couch, and let me tell you, he's not the most considerate houseguest. Expect to feel a surge of energy, some of which might be a bit on the aggressive side. You may find yourself intensely passionate about things you typically wouldn't give a flying photon about. Like, why are there 12 hot dogs in a pack but only 8 buns? IT'S A COSMIC CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU! #MartianMysteries #BunGate On the flip side, that Mars energy can also fuel your ambition like a warp engine, so it's a good time to tackle tasks that require a little extra oomph. Just remember, the Prime Directive applies to conversations too. Try not to vaporize anyone with your "passionate" debates. #ScorpioStinger #WarpSpeedAhead The moon, our lovely lady of the night, is currently a waxing crescent and is just two days old. She's still in her 'baby Yoda' phase, if you will. This young moon phase is all about new beginnings and setting intentions. It's the perfect time to start that DIY trebuchet kit you've been eyeing since the Middle Ages. Or maybe just update your holodeck program... whatever floats your shuttlecraft. #BabyYodaMoon #DIYTrebuchet So strap in, Scorpio! With Mars at your side and a young moon in the sky, it's sure to be a week full of mischief and mayhem... and hopefully, an equal number of hot dogs and buns. #ScorpioHoroscope #StarTrekAstrology

#Scorpio

SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 08:12:02 (sco-15-11-2023)