Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Strap on Your Shinies, It's High Time to Navigate the Nebula of Nonsense This Universe is Dishin' Out!"

The next Scorpio will start in 98 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Sunday, 11 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 89 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 68 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, Scorpio mates! Get your antennas up because the cosmic vibes are coming in hot and thick! Now, remember, I'm just the messenger. Don't shoot me if you don't like what I have to say! This Waxing Gibbous moon, at a ripe old age of 10.5 days, is urging you to let your inner Dalek out - but in a good way! You're all about exterminating... negative vibes, that is! Keep that energy up, and you'll be attracting positivity like a TARDIS attracts trouble. Now, the universe might seem like it's got some sonic screwdriver and is messing around with your wiring, but fear not! It's just trying to upgrade your system. So, dust off your circuits, reboot and prepare for a software update of cosmic proportions! Don't be surprised if you find yourself craving fish fingers and custard, that's just the quirky moon talking. And hey, who knows? Maybe it's your body's way of telling you to try new things. Remember, even the Doctor had to give it a shot once upon a time-travelling adventure! In the immortal words of River Song, "Spoilers!" Your future is bright, Scorpio. Just keep an eye out for those Weeping Angels of self-doubt. Blink and they'll get you! So, keep your eyes wide open, march forward and conquer this week like a Gallifreyan on a mission. Allons-y, Scorpio! #ScorpioHoroscope #DoctorWhoVibes #WaxingGibbousMoon #PositivityExterminate #TryFishFingersAndCustard #BewareOfWeepingAngels

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-17-07-2024)