"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Chaos or Just Another Tuesday? Either Way, Grab Your Telescopes and Tie-dye T-Shirts!"
The next Scorpio will start in 217 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 208 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 187 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hey, Scorpio, you sultry scorpion of the cosmos! Here's your horoscope, hot off the cosmic press.
So, we have a Waxing Gibbous moon, which is 10.3 days old today, that's like the moon's awkward teenager phase, right? Stuck in the middle, not quite full, but no longer a crescent. It's having an identity crisis, and you know what, Scorpio? It's asking for your guidance!
Yes, you heard it right! You, with your mysterious aura and killer instinct, are meant to guide this wayward moon. Let's just hope it doesn't adopt your penchant for revenge...we don't want lunar lycanthropes prowling around, do we?
This moon phase is all about refinement and analysis. It's urging you to reflect on recent actions and adjust your course if needed - sounds like fun, huh? But hey, there's nothing like a bit of self-improvement to get your stinger in a twist!
Under this Waxing Gibbous, you might feel a surge of energy. Don't be surprised if you find yourself defending the last slice of pizza with the ferocity of a mama bear protecting her cubs. Just remember, it's not about the pizza, it's about your rights. Pizza rights, #ScorpioPower!
You're also going to experience a heightened sense of intuition. Yes, you'll be able to predict the exact moment the toast pops out of the toaster. Impressive, huh? But seriously, use this gift wisely, Scorpio. It could mean the difference between catching your bus on time or spending an extra hour with that annoying neighbor who's convinced their cat is an alien. #WaxingGibbousGutFeelings
So, there you have it, Scorpio. Embrace your inner guide, stand up for your pizza rights, and trust your gut. Remember, the stars may guide us, but we must walk the path ourselves. #ScorpioWay
Keep on shining, you celestial badass!
#Scorpio
SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-20-03-2024)