The next Scorpio will start in 325 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 17:15 UTC)

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days (Wednesday, 25 December, 2024, 17:15 UTC)

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 308 days (Monday, 06 October, 2025, 17:15 UTC)

Venus moves to Scorpio in 340 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 17:15 UTC)

Mars moves to Scorpio in 294 days (Monday, 22 September, 2025, 17:15 UTC)

There are no planets in Scorpio at this time.

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Galactic Shift, it's not your WiFi, just Uranus downloading updates!"

The next Scorpio will start in 276 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 267 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 246 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, my celestial Scorpios, the cosmic detectives of the zodiac. Today we find ourselves under the radiating luminescence of a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 10.6 days old. If that doesn't scream 'it's time for a midlife crisis', then I don't know what does. With the moon in this phase, it's like the universe's version of a teenager who just discovered hair gel - trying to be bigger and brighter than it actually is. Don't let the inflated energy of the cosmos sway you into buying that leather jacket you've been eyeing online. Trust me, Scorpio, you're not in a midlife crisis... yet. As the moon grows, so will your intuition. You'll become more in tune with the vibes around you. So much so, you'll start picking up BBC Radio 2 on your dental fillings. Just remember to turn down the volume when Terry Wogan's segment comes on. Your ruling planet, Mars, is in a bit of a mood, as well. It's like it woke up on the wrong side of the galaxy. This could lead to some unexpected bouts of feistiness but use this to your advantage, like a nerdy superhero. Use this power to finally tell your boss how you feel about those TPS reports. #OfficeSpace So, Scorpio, while the universe goes through its teenage angst phase, remember it's okay to unleash your inner Sheldon Cooper. Embrace your unique quirks, even if they involve an unhealthy obsession with comic books or a habit of correcting everyone's grammar. Stay cool, Scorpios, and remember: "Resistance is futile." #StarTrek #HoroscopeHumor

#Scorpio

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