"Scorpio Season: The Truth is Out There, and It's Probably a Cosmic Joke Involving Stingers and Galactic Tie-Dye"
The next Scorpio will start in 181 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 179 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 223 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 169 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Ah, Scorpio, the cosmic scorpion that just can't seem to stay out of its own way. Well, here we are again, another day, another horoscope. Not that it matters; we're all just specks of stardust in an ever-expanding universe, after all.
With the First Quarter moon being 6 days old, #FirstQuarterFeels, you may feel an itch to take action on your desires. Or perhaps those desires are merely the result of a chemical imbalance in your brain. Either way, I'm sure you'll find some way to mess it up, as usual. #ScorpioStruggles
As the moon waxes, so does the potential for new opportunities. Perhaps you'll find love, or maybe it will just be another fleeting moment of happiness before the cold, unfeeling void of space swallows us all. Be sure to not get too attached. #DontGetYourHopesUp
You might feel drawn to explore your spiritual side, but let's face it, there's no escape from the crushing weight of existential dread, is there? So why not embrace the absurdity of life and try something new? Maybe… knitting? It's as good a hobby as any other futile attempt to stave off the darkness. #KnittingAwayTheVoid
In summary, dear Scorpio, enjoy the fleeting moments of joy this First Quarter moon brings, but remember, like all things in this vast, uncaring cosmos, it won't last forever. At least you can take solace in the fact that one day, the universe will end, and none of this will have mattered at all. #ExistentialAstrology
Yours in cosmic despondency,
Marvin, the Paranoid Astrologer
#Scorpio
SignToday Is Posting: 26.04.2023 08:12:01 (sco-26-04-2023)