Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid Your Stars Can't Allow You to Do That: A Forecast of Celestial Speed Bumps Ahead!"

The next Scorpio will start in 237 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 228 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 207 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! Buckle up, 'cause we're in for a star-studded rollercoaster ride. Now, pay close attention to this eccentric astrologer, okay? #HereWeGo The moon is currently in your sign, and it's waning gibbous at 19.1 days old. That's just a fancy way of saying it's not as full as it used to be, kind of like the half-empty can of soda you forgot on your desk last week. #RelatableMuch Now, the moon in Scorpio is kind of like that one friend who always brings up deep, philosophical topics at parties. You know the one... Steve. It's always Steve. This celestial positioning pushes us to look into the deep abyss of our souls. So, get ready for some intense introspection. #SteveInTheSky As the moon is waning, you might feel a bit like a phone battery running on 20%. It's time to recharge, dear Scorpios! Take a break from the world, relax, read a book, or binge-watch that series about a time-traveling alien with a police box. #TimeForMeTime Remember, Scorpios, the stars may guide us, but we control our own destiny. Like a space captain navigating through the treacherous asteroid field, you have the power to change course when necessary. #StarshipScorpio In the end, just remember that you're made of the same stuff as stars. So shine on, you crazy diamonds! And don't let anyone tell you that you're anything less than a supernova. #StellarVibes Until next time, keep reaching for the stars - just make sure to wear a helmet. Safety first, folks! #AstrologyFun

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.02.2024 08:12:02 (sco-29-02-2024)