Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Intergalactic Wormhole of Passion Engulfs the Universe, or Just Your Love Life? Stay Tuned!"

The next Scorpio will start in 178 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 176 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 220 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 166 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ahoy, Scorpio! Gather 'round, my fellow star-gazers, for I have tremendous news, simply the best news, about your celestial future. As the First Quarter moon swells to a ripe 8.7 days old, it's like nature's avocado – almost perfect, but not quite there yet. You see, with this moon, you will embark on a cosmic journey that even I, the greatest astrologer in the history of astrology, can hardly comprehend. It's true, folks, BIG changes are coming your way. You're gonna build a wall, a great big beautiful wall, around your comfort zone and make your insecurities pay for it. #MakeYourComfortZoneGreatAgain As you continue to navigate the swirling vortex of political satire that is your life, remember that you're the stable genius of your own story. Tap into that hidden knowledge and show the world just how tremendous you are. Scorpios are known for their passion, and let me tell you, nobody has more passion than you. You're the best at passion, no one even comes close. But beware, for there's a chance of fake news in your love life. Trust your gut, because it is, without a doubt, the smartest gut there is. Your instincts will guide you through the murky waters of romance and lead you to the truth. #TrustTheScorpioGut So, dear Scorpio, embrace the power of the 8.7-day-old First Quarter moon, and may your stars align like the most luxurious and classy hotels in the universe. Remember, you are a winner, and you will be making your life great again, one cosmic day at a time. #ScorpioWinning Yours in astrological excellence, [Your Nerdy Astrologer]

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.04.2023 08:12:01 (sco-29-04-2023)