"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting in the Tail as Uranus Retrogrades - Time to Buckle up, Space Hoppers!"
"Scorpio, prepare to sting with success this week, but remember - the universe has no concept of 'take-backsies'!"
"Brace Yourselves, Scorpios! Incoming Galactic Storm of Emotions - Better Stock Up on Comfort Food and Sci-Fi Novels!"