"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Venus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw More Curveballs Than a Jealous Android on a Pitching Mound!"
The next Taurus will start in 79 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 105 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 89 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 129 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Hello there, Taurus! I hope you've got your space helmets on because we're rocketing into an interstellar journey today. Jupiter and Uranus are both rocking out in your sign, making a cosmic mosh pit that even Star Lord would be envious of!
Now, Jupiter is like that over-enthusiastic friend who always brings party poppers to a funeral. It's all about expansion and growth, mate. And when Jupiter is in Taurus? Well, think of it as being given the keys to an all-you-can-eat buffet on an alien spaceship. You're gonna want to indulge in everything, but remember - not all alien appetizers are going to agree with your terrestrial tummy! So, pace yourself, and maybe pass on the extra-terrestrial escargot. #JupiterInTaurus #AlienAppetizers
Then we've got Uranus, the planet of unexpected changes. It's like that friend who pops up out of nowhere and says, "Surprise! I've decided to become an intergalactic mermaid." When Uranus is in Taurus, expect your usual routine to be as predictable as a multi-dimensional game of 3D chess. Embrace these changes, Taurus! They might seem as confusing as a Klingon's love poem, but they're here to help you evolve. #UranusInTaurus #EmbraceTheUnexpected
Lastly, we've got a Third Quarter moon, which is 20.6 days old. In terms of lunar life cycles, this moon is having a mid-life crisis, and it's just bought itself a shiny new asteroid sports car. This phase is all about letting go, releasing, and forgiveness. Take this time to discard what no longer serves you, whether it's an old habit, outdated belief, or those neon-green moon boots you've been clinging onto since the 70s. #ThirdQuarterMoon #LunarLifeCrisis
So buckle up, Taurus! Remember to enjoy the buffet of opportunities, embrace the unexpected, and shed the old. And if you encounter any aliens – remember, peace signs universal! #TaurusHoroscope #InterstellarInsights
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-01-02-2024)