By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull: Taurus, it's Time to Strap on your Rocket Boots and Defy Gravitational Laws!"

The next Taurus will start in 109 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 135 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 119 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 159 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, my tenacious Taurus! Brace yourself - the planets have been chatting, and it's all about you! The Terminator, I mean... Jupiter, has been flexing its muscles in your sign. It's like a celestial Arnie pumping iron in your cosmic gym, promising growth, opportunity and a sizeable dose of good luck. Expect to find yourself saying, "I'll be back" to these opportunities more than once. So, don't worry if first attempts don't pan out - there's more where that came from! #JupiterInMyGym Now, let's talk about Uranus - currently spinning retrograde in your sign. This planet is doing the robot dance backward, and that might make things feel a little topsy-turvy. But remember when Sarah Connor learned to pick locks while upside down? That's you, Taurus. You're learning to master challenges in unexpected ways. Just remember - no killer robots, please! #RetrogradeRodeo With the Third Quarter moon creeping up on its three-week birthday, expect your emotions to be as unpredictable as a time-traveling cyborg. One minute you're kicking ass and taking names, the next you're contemplating the complexities of existence. Embrace the mood swings - they're just part of your charm! #MoonMoodSwings So, strap in, Taurus. Your journey this month is a blend of sci-fi action and deep introspection. And remember, in the words of Sarah Connor herself, "The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." So, go out there and create your destiny, you bullheaded badass! #TaurusTerminator

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.01.2024 07:12:02 (tau-02-01-2024)

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