"Bullish Taurus! Expect a Cosmic Rodeo, Just Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"
The next Taurus will start in 231 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 2 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 257 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 241 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 281 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus, my celestial bull-pal!
With Jupiter doing a cosmic cha-cha in your sign, it's like you're hosting a party in your living room and the king of the planets is hogging the karaoke machine. Expect amplification in every aspect of life. You might find yourself belting out life’s praises on the metaphorical stage. And remember, it's not about hitting the high notes, it's all about having fun! #JupiterKaraoke
Now let's talk about Uranus. This fella is currently pulling a Doctor Who and doing a timey-wimey retrograde waltz in your sign. This usually means sudden changes, but since it's retrograde, the universe might have misplaced its sonic screwdriver. So, don't fret if things seem a bit stuck, it's just a temporary cosmic glitch. You're not trapped in a Dalek-infested parallel universe, promise! #RetrogradeRevels
As for our lunar companion, she's sporting a Waning Gibbous look that's 17.3 days old. In layman's terms, it's like the moon is on a cosmic diet, shedding her light bit by bit each night. This is an awesome time to follow suit and let go of any unnecessary emotional baggage. Think of it as a celestial KonMari method. If it doesn't spark joy, thank it and release it into the universe! #MoonDiet
In conclusion, dear Taurus, it’s time to sing, unstick, and declutter. Embrace the cosmic chaos with your usual earthy grace. Remember, in the immortal words of The Doctor, "we're all stories in the end, make it a good one!" #AstrologicalAdventures
Till next time, keep stargazing and allons-y!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-02-09-2023)